Even though I'm currently out of work, I've still been able to keep track of what day of the week it is. Apparently, in this regard, I'm one up on some of the employed.
At 10 a.m. yesterday (Saturday) I went to get a haircut. The woman sits me down in the chair. "So," she says, then pauses as if she's about to say something profound. Then she adds, "You have the day off today?"