Something's up with the cable again. The volume's all fucked up and everyone's talking in a deep, deep voice.
This is not the worst thing in the world. It makes that Planet Fitness where the dude keeps saying "I lift things up and put them down" that much more entertaining. It also makes SpongeBob sound more interesting, as well as any female voice and the voiceover guy on SyFy Channel ("Next on SyFY Channel -- "Death Tunnel").
After a half-hour, though, I can see it really getting on my nerves. I think I may have to go out for some breakfast to get a break from it until Charter gets its head out of its ass.