Last night I slept on my cellphone.
I should clarify -- I slept with my head rested against a pillow. But this morning I woke up and couldn't find my cellphone and when I flung the pillow across the room in disgust there was my phone.
It wasn't an uncomfortable sleep. I actually feel well rested.
However, if I pillow-dialed anyone from 1:30 a.m. to 9 a.m., I apologize. It was an accident.