Uninvited

I keep getting these Facebook invites from people who don't keep their invites private. Thus, if there is one Facebook friend invited/attending, I get these invites for birthday parties, weddings, funerals, for people I don't know.

I've decided what I'm going to do.

I'm going to RSVP for one of them and say, "Yes! I can't wait to attend! It will be great to see everybody!"

I'm dying to see what the reaction will be.