I watched "Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown/A Charlie Brown Valentine" on Friday night. It's the first time I've seen it in years. I always forget how much unrequited love there is in Peanuts.
* Peppermint Patty and Marcie love Charlie Brown, who loves the little red-haired girl.
* Lucy loves Schroeder, who loves Beethoven.
* Sally loves Linus, who loves Miss Othmar, who has a boyfriend. I don't know why Linus wastes his time anyway, seeing that a) Miss Othmar would get arrested for consummating a relationship with him, and b) she sounds like a trombone when she talks, which has to get annoying in bed.
So much tragedy in a cute little cartoon.