(So to speak.)
First, it was Z (not her real name), who took the direct approach:
10:34 AM z: ummmm, you havent blogged in a while....
10:46 AM me: i know
Truth is, I've been pretty slammed lately with one thing after another. It's not like I haven't had ideas for blogs. But every time I felt like I had some free time, something else would come up (more on this in the near future).
A couple of weeks have gone by since my conversation with Z. This morning, though, I was targeted by Q (not her real name, either).
q: WHAT THE FUCK PHILL...GET OFF YOUR STINKING GOD DAMN HIGH HORSE
OR SHOULD I SAY
10:01 AM [topic of a forthcoming blog] HORSE
AND GET BACK TO THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR LIFE
SUCH AS YOUR GOD DAMN AUDIENCE
THIS ISNT' ABOUT YOU PHIL
THIS IS ABOUT US
THE PEOPLE WHO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND WANT TO READ YOUR WORDS
THE PEOPLE WHO GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THEY COULD POSSIBLY WAKE UP TO A BLOG BY YOU IN THE MORNING
ONLY TO BE MAJORLY DISAPPOINTED
10:02 AM WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS?!?!
MAN UP PHIL
MAN UPSo I figure. It's time.
Anyway, I don't wanna jinx myself (more on that soon). But things are finally slowing down for me, if only a little bit. So I will try to blog. And this is the start. I have had some good ideas I've been sitting on of late, and I will try to expose them to the world.
Now I will get shit from everyone who hates my blog. "SCREW YOU PHIL. WE WERE SICK OF YOUR BLOG, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SUBJECT US TO THIS SHIT AGAIN?!?!"
Oh well. You can't please everybody.