There's a TD Bank commercial out these days where Regis & Kelly are window-shopping and happen upon an atrocious suit. Kelly says, "You should buy that." Then Regis says, "I don't know. I think my bank balance is a little low."
Seriously? After a decades-long career as one of the iconic figures of television, Regis has to check his bank balance to see if he can afford a bad suit?
What the hell is Regis spending his money on?