As many of you know, I recently moved. When you're packing to move you come across things you didn't realize you still have -- business cards from three jobs ago, old statements from bank accounts you no longer have, etc.
This move was no exception. I was kind of shocked when I was going through a box and found "The Montana Project," a 27-page novella I wrote as a creative writing assignment in the sixth grade (OK, 27 pages probably doesn't constitute a novella, but in the sixth grade it's basically the equivalent of War and Peace).
I'm not a great photographer (I'm getting my MFA in fiction, not photography), and I've never tried to insert photos in a blog before so this is a dicey experiment at best. But I have to admit, I got a little excited about this so here are some snapshots:
Anyway, you probably can't read any of the narrative, but I can assure you that this novella was far from Pulitzer material. For starters, you can see on the cover that, as I mentioned once before, my protagonist looks suspiciously like Snoopy in his World War I flying ace persona. Not super original. Also, as a current MFA candidate, some of the writing made me cringe. To wit:
* p. 8: ""Cute," I said sarcastically." (Oh man, Phil, lay off the adverbs, ESPECIALLY in dialogue attribution.)
* I had a fetish for using the word "chaps" to describe the protagonists' allies. It's in there at least a dozen times.
That said, "The Montana Project" had a little experimental writing in it that I think was ahead of its time. On p. 15 I used some David Foster Wallace-esque footnotes. I sprinkled in some illustrations throughout the novella (which means it's really only 20 pages or so long). The titular character is a robotic Brontosaurus/Apatosaurus -- I know, shocking, SHOCKING that I would write a dinosaur into my fiction.
Anyway, as I work on my thesis this semester, "The Montana Project" is a cute reminder of my infancy as a writer. The evolution is ongoing.
I love this post. It kind of makes me want to dig up some of my own first projects. Kind of.
ReplyDeleteI really dig the illustrations and the footnotes. Also, your daring use of adverbs. Well played, Sixth-Grade-Phil, well played.
Based off of this excerpt: I was thrown out of the bar. After I cursed for a while, I said, "I shall return"
ReplyDeleteYou have no idea how badly I want to read the rest of this.
I say, old chap; this looks quite interesting...
ReplyDeleteIn the third grade, I wrote something entitled "Encyclopedia Britannica" about a know-it-all girl third-grade who solves mysteries.
ReplyDeleteI know, I know!