If you haven’t heard, some community-college professor in Minnesota who’s trying to make a name for himself says we need to readjust the dates on the zodiac.
Pay no attention to this man. He’s an idiot.
According to the REAL zodiac, I’m a Scorpio. Under the new zodiac, Scorpio only lasts one week, from Nov. 23-29. (The only mildly intriguing thing about this guy’s suggestion is that my birthday, Oct. 30, is on the cusp of Virgo and Libra, so theoretically I could say I have two signs.)
I went online today and looked up personality traits of the Scorpio. This I what I came up with:
Mysterious, independent-minded, deep thinker, rebellious, sharp-tongued, passionate, loyal, tenacious, volatile, demanding, secretive, humorous, energetic, self-reliant, resourceful.
I mean, come on, I ask those of you who know me – if I’m not a Scorpio, who is?