Last weekend, I ran over some weird cryptid creature on my way home from a cookout.
Today I did not do the killing, but I was behind an SUV, and couldn't help but notice some small creature -- it could've been anything from a lizard to a squirrel -- bound into the road. Why did it cross the road? I don't know, but it seemed as if it really had to get somewhere fast.
I'll never know.
It successfully dodged the traffic on the opposite lane but once it came into my lane it crossed the path of the SUV in front of me, and...well...it wasn't a pretty sight.
To the animals, I'm quickly becoming the Grim Reaper.
I'll be sure not to cross the street with you.
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