About a month-and-a-half ago, before my life became crazy, I wrote a blog about how I had a good blog idea and then forgot it. Now that my life is slowing down a bit, I thought I'd take this opportunity to write about it.
I was getting an oil change. It was a nice, sunny day and I was standing outside. Suddenly the ugliest dog I've ever seen began to wander toward me. It looked like a deformed coyote. But it was big, which was a greater concern of mine.
It continued running right up to me. This would be a really crappy way to die, mauled by the world's ugliest dog.
It stopped a few inches from me. My adrenalin kicked in. Fight or flight. I did what I had to do.
"GET LOST!" I shouted.
Just like that, the dog took off as quickly as it came. I wish I could b that persuasive in everything in life.
There. If that wasn't worth it, I apologize.
This was so worth it!
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